As Jared Plots World Domination, Ivanka Seems to Have Settled into Floridian Retirement

What the heck is going on with Ivanka Trump in Miami?

Ivanka Trump at the 2013 launch of her fragrance 'Ivanka Trump' at the Fifth Avenue flagship store of Lord & Taylor in New York City. (Image used under license from Shutterstock.com)

A small item today, but I promised you I’d share all things great and small, so here it is.

What the heck is going on with Ivanka Trump in Miami?

I don’t mean just the bizarre photographs of Ivanka’s hair last week. One moment, on Wednesday of last week, she was photographed leaving the salon with it cut into a bob that was pulled back.

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Ivanka Trump gets a VERY short haircut before golfing in Miami | Daily Mail Online

ift.ttIvanka Trump gets a VERY short haircut before golfing in MiamiIvanka, 41, was spotted leaving a hair salon in Miami on Wednesday wearing a ’70s-inspired denim jumpsuit. She headed to Palm Beach, Florida, to play golf the next day.

Just days later, if you looked at her Instagram, she miraculously had her usual look: hair down past her shoulders.

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Okay, so she may wear hair extensions, whatever. No problem with that.

But the photographs of her very-quickly-evolving hairstyle emphasize a bigger story.

While she had her shorter look, she played golf at the very waspy (and, reputationally, antisemitic) golf club, the Everglades. Then, apparently—at least according to photographs in the Daily Mail—she and Kushner had people over to their swank apartment in Miami. And then, the next day, apparently, she got her long hair back.

I couldn’t help but think about the extraordinary extremes Ivanka’s ambitions, like her hair, have seemingly swung between.